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LIFE IN A DAY

Live one day at a time emphasizing ethics rather than rules.

- Wayne Dyer

MONDAYS

Mondays provide a fresh start.
Sometimes you have to forget whats gone,
appreciate what still remains,
and look forward to what's coming next.

Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday.

:)

Shit Pomfritt

21 Jump Street er en fantastisk morsom film som du bare MÅ se. Jan lo så mye at han fikk hosteanfall stakkars liten. Filmen anbefales på det sterkeste!

Movie quote: ( Jan som valgte quote)

Thug: You guys even real cops? You look like kids on Halloween.

Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your d*ick off?

Thug: You want to beat my d*ck off?

Jenko: I'll beat your d*ick off with both hands, let's go!

Thug: That's weird man.

Schmidt: I think what he was trying to sag was he's gonna punch you so many times around the genital area that your d*ck is just gonna fall of. Is that clear?

Snart fyller jeg år... - igjen!

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.

It's the life in your years.

- Abraham  Lincoln

They say the best is yet to come : )

2day's quote

"Chances multiply if you grab them"

Be who u are!

You would'nt say "spread your wings" to Johnny Cash, because he would look at you funny. - Jimmy Iovine